How to make your semen taste better

how to make your semen taste better

Is it true that more pineapple in your diet is the secret to delicious man juice?

Keep reading to find out how to make semen taste and smell better.

I’m about to let you in on some sexy secrets about semen: there is a simple four step formula for making your semen a delicious treat she can’t wait to get her in, on and around her mouth (or at the very least, tasting good enough to make blowjobs a more enjoyable experience for her).

Banana with condensed milk resembling a penis dripping in semen.

Why does it matter how your Semen tastes?

If you want her to get all freaky naughty with your nut butter, you better make sure it’s not “spunky”.

After all, you don’t want women gagging when they go down on you. You’re here to be a better lover, and part of being an amazing lover is making sure you’re as delicious and desirable as possible. 

As a sex and relationship coach, I encounter a lot of women who hate blowjobs because many men don’t make it easy. They don’t wash, they don’t manscape, and they don’t do anything to ensure their semen tastes good for the ladies.

Making it as easy — and pleasurable — as possible for women to let you cum in their mouths and swallow is a vital skill for men who enjoy getting blowjobs.

No woman is going to tell you that your sperm tastes horrible, and honestly, unless you’re in a non-monogamous relationship, she doesn’t have a whole lot of other jizz to compare it too… but you best believe there are benefits to improving your semen taste. It makes you a better, more thoughtful lover. And it’ll certainly make for better fellatio because she’ll enjoy herself more!

How to make your semen taste better. Woman removing mans pants.

What Even Is Semen?

Semen, which makes up the majority of ejaculate, is made up of only 1% sperm. The rest is made up of vitamins, minerals, calcium, fructose, citric acid, nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus, zinc, sodium and over 200 separate proteins.

About 20% of your ejaculate is water, which is why your level of hydration really matters. So drink up and stay hydrated for blowing better loads!

Why Does Semen Taste The Way It Does?

Semen is inherently alkaline, which protects sperm from the acidic environment of the vagina – meaning that it is basic with a pH value over 7.

Just like other bodily fluids, the taste of your semen is related to your overall health and wellbeing. Anything you ingest, including food, alcohol, tobacco, etc., can affect the taste and smell of all of your bodily fluids and secretions. What you ingest can also influence sperm motility and male fertility.

Woman dripping milk from her mouth resembling semen.

How to make Semen taste and smell better

Want to give her the best experience possible? Follow these steps.

1. Make Sure You Maintain Good Hygiene.

If you’re trying to make your whole sausage and meatballs into a delicious meal, start with your overall hygiene.

Scrub and exfoliate your balls, taint, and in between your thighs on a regular basis. If you’re not sure this is needed, give yourself a solid rub and scratch and then smell your hand… would you lick you?

Try using Royals Body wash with PH balance. This soap is ideal for your genitals and is all-natural. 

Also, try manscaping. Unkept and untamed bushes are out and clean, minimal hair is in. At the very least, ensuring you stay trimmed down there will make it easier for her to access your penis for oral sex.

2. Watch Your Diet

Foods that make semen taste bad include garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, and ESPECIALLY meat and dairy products. These foods make semen taste salty and potent … which isn’t exactly what we’re going for.

Improve the flavor of your ejaculate with celery, parsley, wheatgrass, spearmint, parsley, cinnamon, nutmeg, papaya, oranges, and the famed pineapple. Also, try other fruits like kiwi fruits, blueberries, plums, peaches, dates, nectarines.

You should know that you can’t change the taste of your semen overnight. It takes weeks for these changes to take effect. After all, you are what you eat, so if you’ve been eating a diet high in processed foods, salts and sugars… then that’s what your semen (and other bodily fluids) will taste like.

3. Stay Hydrated

Semen is made up of water, so ensuring you stay hydrated and get the full 8 glasses a day ensures it doesn’t taste too potent and strong.

4. Take good care of your health

Not only will your semen taste better, but you’ll be a more attractive partner, a better lover, more fertile, and you’ll decrease the chances of developing erectile dysfunction later in life. 

Remember that erectile dysfunction is closely tied to the health of your cardiovascular system. Red meat, dairy, processed food, and all the other foods we have talked about above will negatively affect your cardiovascular system. 

Please take good care of yourself overall, because that is what allows you to have healthy, working, sexual organs for life. 

AND PLEASE remember that semen is always going to take a little funky and alkaline, these foods will just cut down on the intensity of that flavor, but there’s PLENTY of other good reasons to improve your health and nutrition.

Basically, if you want your woman to swallow your cum with gleeful joy, take good care of your body both inside and out. 

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